A worse job than press secretary

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Yes, Virginia, there IS a worse job than press secretary. Some poor soul is going to have to watch Rush Limbaugh piss in a cup on a regular basis. (Via FireDogLake.)

Which leads me to the point I wanted to bring up — all of this is contingent on Rush actually completing the full term of supervision. He’ll likely have to check in with a probation supervisor in a regular basis, where he will have to pee in a cup in front of said supervisor for drug testing and monitoring at every check-in. (Just like every other criminal in the probation waiting room. If they make other provisions for him, then in my book it’s special treatment.) The reason you have to do the piss test in front of someone else is to prevent the testee from substituting someone else’s urine for their tainted sample. (Yes, it does happen. Ewww.) He’ll also have to submit to random testing — meaning his supervisory officer can randomly show up at his place of work, at his house, whatever, and make him pee in a cup.

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