Warning: Metaphor alert

...Isn't becoming the press secretary of the Bush administration at this point in the game kind of like buying a ticket for the Titanic right after it hit the iceberg?

But now that Tony's gone, there's been some improvement. Take this headline off of the Fox News page:



See! They're half right, and that's a new record!

(And if you have some time, The Whirlpool has a different, funnier take on why Scottie is leaving.)