...Or maybe she left you because you're a douchebag.

From the LA Times:

"I don't believe in abortion. It's just an excuse to get wild," said Daniel Perea, 28. "Guys think, 'Oh well, if you end up pregnant, all we have to do is come up with $300 and we can go across the state and get an abortion.' It's very dangerous to let people choose that."

Perea said he spoke from experience: He helped three former girlfriends obtain abortions. He believes God punished him with a childless marriage and his recent divorce; he wants to make sure other couples don't make the same mistake. "We have to put our foot down," he said.

...Just another reason I'm glad to live in a bright blue city in a very blue state. There's just so much to analyze here. The whole reformed whore thing. The sheer solipsism of blaming God for fucking up your marriage. The idea that a relationship that ended in divorce would have been better for everyone if there had been a child to share in the misery.

But it does explain a lot.