Attention lapdog press:

One of the things that has always pissed me off is that anytime a commentator disagrees with the president, the conservative on the panel always glares at the commentator and asks "Are you calling the president a liar?"

Needless to say, there's usually a lot of hemming and hawing, and saying that the president MISLED, but the commentator always backs away from actually calling the president a liar. If you're on a panel and you want a few Bush lies to bring up, here's a handy list.

Needless to say, I'll be looking to every member of our media who interviews the president or the vice president to ask -- point blank "So is Scooter Libby a liar?" Real simple. In fact, I think if you asked Scottie that question, you could probably put the ensuing tap dance on pay-per-view.