Allow me to channel Spicoli for a moment.

Whack! Whack! Whack!
Hear that, dude? It's my skull! I'm soooo wasted!

I went to my fair share of frat parties in college, but I can't imagine my congress critter ever showing up at any of them. I'll let you determine if Rep. Sweeney (R-NY) is as shitfaced as he looks in the photos...