Mission Accomplished!!!

Well, sort of. You really should check out this article from FAIR, which details a whole list of quotes from media pundits after Bush landed on the aircraft carrier. In particular, Tweety should still have a sore throat from all of the blowjobs he handed out.

Here's a selection:

"We're all neo-cons now."
(MSNBC's Chris Matthews, 4/9/03)

I'd argue that he still is. One of these days, he'll wake up and realize that he's the last person in America who still has any confidence in Bush. Kind of sad when you figure something out after Jessica Simpson, no?

"We're proud of our president. Americans love having a guy as president, a guy who has a little swagger, who's physical, who's not a complicated guy like Clinton or even like Dukakis or Mondale, all those guys, McGovern. They want a guy who's president. Women like a guy who's president. Check it out. The women like this war. I think we like having a hero as our president. It's simple. We're not like the Brits."
(MSNBC's Chris Matthews, 5/1/03)

*SLURP*

"Why don't the damn Democrats give the president his day? He won today. He did well today."
(MSNBC's Chris Matthews, 4/9/03)

"What's he going to talk about a year from now, the fact that the war went too well and it's over? I mean, don't these things sort of lose their--Isn't there a fresh date on some of these debate points?"
(MSNBC's Chris Matthews, speaking about Howard Dean--4/9/03)

Wouldn't you just love to see Dean box Tweety's ears with that one on his next visit to Hardball? Of course, there's a few gems left over from the usual band of idiots.

"Over the next couple of weeks when we find the chemical weapons this guy was amassing, the fact that this war was attacked by the left and so the right was so vindicated, I think, really means that the left is going to have to hang its head for three or four more years."
(Fox News Channel's Dick Morris, 4/9/03)

"Maybe disgraced commentators and politicians alike, like Daschle, Jimmy Carter, Dennis Kucinich, and all those others, will step forward tonight and show the content of their character by simply admitting what we know already: that their wartime predictions were arrogant, they were misguided and they were dead wrong. Maybe, just maybe, these self-anointed critics will learn from their mistakes. But I doubt it. After all, we don't call them 'elitists' for nothing."
(MSNBC's Joe Scarborough, 4/10/03)

"Speaking to the U.N. Security Council last week, Secretary of State Colin Powell made so strong a case that Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein is in material breach of U.N. resolutions that only the duped, the dumb and the desperate could ignore it."
(Cal Thomas, syndicated column, 2/12/03)

Maybe all that hair die finally penetrated his brain. (Note to Cal: Lay off the 'Just For Men.' You look like a fucking marker.)

So there it is. And none of these people, not one, has apologized, admitted a mistake or apologized to Dr. Dean. And they're still the "experts" everyone relies on to analyze the facts.

Hat Tip: This Modern World.