Last Throes

It's a remarkable make-up job, and we're all being pwned. This is actually Jon Lovitz's pathological liar character from SNL.

Via Think Progress:

WOLF BLITZER: Terry, is Iraq falling apart right now?

TERRY JEFFERY: Well, I certainly hope not, Wolf. But I think actually these attacks on Shia shrines can be attributed to the potential success of the Bush strategy.

Yeah! That's the ticket! And they're going to have a parade for the new special envoy -- My wife, Morgan Fairchild. That's the ticket!

Right now the ambassador there is pushing hard as he can to get Shias to bring Sunnis into the government that’s forming. Try and get enough power handed over to the Sunnis so they feel comfortable with the political process. Zarqawi who is the head of Al Qaeda in Iraq has quite literally declared sectarian war against the Shias. He’s trying to keep these Sunnis in the insurgency mode. I think this is his biggest gambit yet to do it. If we can get past this crisis maybe we can form a government that does bring stability to Iraq.

You'd expect this kind of thing from State-Run Media, but not CNN. Get me some Olbermann before I puke!