Happy Thanksgiving! Hope you like crap!

OK, listen up. I need your help.

First, read this post at rightmarch.com. They're trying to get a record to rocket up the charts at Total Request Live. I say we help them. Bear with me. All will be explained later.

Check out the release:

And of course, everywhere they turn, the mainstream media is lying to them about the FACTS -- like the FACT that WMDs were found in Iraq, including enriched uranium, chemical weapons agents, chemical warheads containing cyclosarin, radioactive materials in powdered form, roadside bombs loaded with mustard and "conventional" sarin gas, etc.; or the FACT of clear, uncontested, proven links between Saddam Hussein's Iraq and Al Qaeda; or the FACTS of all of the GOOD news that's happening in Iraq, which the media refuses to report!

We think it's time they hear the TRUTH - so we're launching a full-out nationwide campaign to get this new song full of TRUTH onto MTV and radio stations across America!

WILL YOU HELP US? We're putting together a "kickin'" music video right now, and we're preparing a HUGE grassroots campaign to get hundreds of thousands of people to request Bush Was Right! on MTV's "Total Request Live" show... leading to our demands for it to be played in regular rotation!

If they DON'T - then we'll hit the media in a BIG way, showing how MTV plays left-wing videos while CENSORING conservative videos!

Yep, it's the right wing trying to think they can grow their hair a little shaggy, pick up a skateboard and blend in with the cool kids. Listen to the MP3 here and see if you agree with me that it sucks. Hell, read through the lyrics here. Check out this gem:

Ted Kennedy – wrong!
Cindy Sheehan – wrong!
France – wrong!
Zell Miller – right!

And if you check the other lyrics, you get to this:

They tried to stop “The Passion” but they think the truth is in “Farenheit 911” (sic)
They hate the Constitution but they love judges legislating from the bench
If Michael Moore became the president they'd think they'd died and gone to heaven
Can't stand “fair and balanced” but can't get enough of the U.N. and the French

And to drive the point home, try to picture today's disaffected youth rocking out to:

Trickle down, trickle down let the money trickle down
It won't do anybody good buried in the ground
Trickle down, trickle down let the money spread around
And one day it'll be my turn and mine will trickle down

So there's our message designed to get the kids to reject Green Day and Eminem and everyone else with talent. Fair enough, I WANT the youth of America to hear this message. I want them to see how completely derivative it is. (Seriously, if you're going to be influenced by political rock, it shouldn't be "We Didn't Start the Fire.") So let's join hands with the conservatives and get MTV to play it. Of course, I'd rather they played the Keith Olbermann video, but my guess is that the video from The Right Brothers will be every bit as over the top as the song.

Of course, some kids will probably buy into it. Let me just revisit the following Onion article for a dramatic example ripped from the headlines of America's finest parody:

That Teen-Abstinence Rally Totally Rocked!

So wait till the video is released, and call it in to TRL. And if you're feeling especially evil, request "Let the Eagle Soar" too. Then we can just sit back, relax, wait until today's teens can vote and watch the Republican party vanish from the face of the planet.

And you might want to send Carson Daly some earplugs. If this takes off, he's going to have to listen to this tripe every weekday for a while.