Oh wonderful - an Ann Coulter puff piece
I'm kind of glad that I'm traveling this week, because a Time issue with this article is going to land in my mailbox sometime today, and I won't have to read the piece of shit.
OK, Time, here it is, really simple.
Ann Coulter is a hack. Every few weeks she hits us with something outrageous/clinically insane just to self-promote. She plays a victim every time someone on TV tries to do dome fact-checking. She is a truly godawful writer, and she sprinkles her poorly constructed prose with the occasional $5 word. (She's got a special hard-on for the word hagiography. And yeah, I used the word hard-on to describe Ann Coulter, mainly because I'm tired of pointing out her Adam's apple.) People assume she can write, mainly because she occasionally sends her knuckle-dragging readers running for the dictionary. In other words, she's a slightly taller bleach-blond Joe Scarborough in a dress who lies about her age and everything else.
Really, Time. Another feature article about Terri Schiavo would have been more interesting.
OK, Time, here it is, really simple.
Ann Coulter is a hack. Every few weeks she hits us with something outrageous/clinically insane just to self-promote. She plays a victim every time someone on TV tries to do dome fact-checking. She is a truly godawful writer, and she sprinkles her poorly constructed prose with the occasional $5 word. (She's got a special hard-on for the word hagiography. And yeah, I used the word hard-on to describe Ann Coulter, mainly because I'm tired of pointing out her Adam's apple.) People assume she can write, mainly because she occasionally sends her knuckle-dragging readers running for the dictionary. In other words, she's a slightly taller bleach-blond Joe Scarborough in a dress who lies about her age and everything else.
Really, Time. Another feature article about Terri Schiavo would have been more interesting.
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