Jon Stewart: We'll never leave Comedy Central

...And thank God! The show would lose everything if it had to compromise. Just imagine the funniest moments of last year without the word DOUCHEBAG alone.

From a Sun-Times article:

He'll argue that George W. Bush isn't stupid -- "Stupid is, 'Oh my God, I just ate soap' " -- but talk a little louder in claiming that "everything [he] told us [about WMD] was wrong -- not only wrong, but opposite. That's hard to do."

During a brief Q&A, he said his show would never leave Comedy Central because the network "[lets] us do whatever the hell we want."