English the official language of West Virginia

I guess it replaces hillbilly gibberish. (And I apologize to my friends in WV - I know you wouldn't have supported this.) But wouldn't you have almost guessed that this kind of bill was sponsored by a Senate Whip named Billy Wayne Bailey? And the little cousin-fucker is a Dem, too.

CHARLESTON, West Virginia (AP) -- Two days after the end of the legislative session, state lawmakers are discovering something few were aware of: They voted to make English the official language of West Virginia.

The language amendment was quietly inserted into a bill addressing the number of members that cities can appoint to boards of parks and recreation. Among mundane details about record-keeping, the amendment adds the provision that "English shall be the official language of the State of West Virginia."

Senate Majority Whip Billy Wayne Bailey successfully offered that change to House Bill 2782 amid a flurry of bills moving back and forth between the House and Senate on Saturday, the last night of the 60-day legislative session.