Why I love Wonkette

Remember how Gannon was saying he hoped to go to the White House Correspondents' Dinner again? I bet he does wind up there; he's too much of an attention whore to let the opportunity slip by. We've got to get him in there. Just imagine the tapdancing from Scottie. Wonkette is kidding here, but I genuinely believe she considered it.

In fact, it crossed my mind that Guckert/Gannon would make a great date for the White House Correspondents' Dinner, but then I figured I'd have to pay him. Probably extra, being a girl and all.