Read the transcript of Tucker's last day on Crossfire

And just tell me that Bowtieboy didn't get his ass handed to him by Dennis Kucinich.

CARLSON: The Geneva Convention was not -- does not -- was not written to apply to actors like those. You're aware of that.

KUCINICH: The Geneva Convention applies to all combatants.

What Gonzales described...

(CROSSTALK)

CARLSON: ... combatants. They're terrorists.

KUCINICH: He described them as unlawful combatants. The president adopted that language and, as such, tried to escape not just the reach of international law, but the reach of a law that was passed by the Congress of the United States, I cite 18 USC Section 2441, which -- the reason why Gonzales gave President Bush this advice is so the president himself would not be subject to prosecution at a later date because -- for violation of a war crimes statute.

This is a very serious matter we're talking about here and one that deserves the kind of attention it's getting.

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I love Kucinich to death. He's a brilliant man and an unwavering champion for the left. But he usually doesn't argue with people, and this was obviously an important topic to him. It was watching Orville Redenbacher's cool nephew getting bodyslammed by a lawn gnome. Poetry in motion.