How twisted do you hafta be

To buy an Ann Coulter doll? I mean, who really has this fetish? Not that it isn't tempting to set one of them up on an all-expense paid date with a M-80 or put it in a blue dress and film it blowing the Clinton doll Team America style. From the advertisement, and this is serious:

Talking Ann Coulter doll dressed in a single piece black dress, black high heels and gold earrings. The articulated figure bears a striking resemblance to its namesake - even down to Ann’s striking green eyes, long blond hair and determined look."

If you look through the photos at the bottom, they left off the prominent adam's apple.

Just like Ann, if you press the right button it will tell you exactly what it thinks, and it has plenty to say. “What are you Liberals afraid of? Let me talk.”

The real Ann Coulter has buttons? Is one of them self-destruct? I'd settle for off.

Stands 12" tall, batteries included. Says 14 different phrases in all.
[...]
Conservative lawyer Ann Coulter is a blond haired beauty with the brains and backbone to send the staunchest Liberal running for the hills. Born and bred in Connecticut, Ann graduated from Cornell with honors and earned her J.D. from the University of Michigan.

Ick. The only things missing are "Supports 250 pounds of your weight" and "Made of lifelike latex."

Fortunately, at least two of them were purchased by friends of Wonkette, who gave them their own photo shoot.