Fun from August Pollak

Read the whole thing; it's brilliant. Here's a taste:

News Flash: Sen. Robert Byrd to abuse, then give up, cocaine and alcohol
WASHINGTON, DC - Senator Robert Byrd announced today that in order to stave off constant attacks from right-wingers desperate to find reasons to counter his opinions without actually having a case of their own, he will become addicted to alcohol and cocaine, then have a spiritual revelation and give them all up, at which point the issue of his past will be irrelevant.

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