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Friday, January 28, 2005

College Republicans Plan 'Straight Pride Week'

From the NBC affiliate in Edmond, Oklahoma:
EDMOND, Okla. -- A University of Central Oklahoma student group is planning what it calls "Straight Pride Week" on campus.

Members of the College Republicans said despite objections from some, they have every right to celebrate.

"The general gist is that if you are a straight student on campus be proud, be loud, this is your time to shine," said college Republican Kyle Houts.

The group has posted fliers on campus that read, "we're here, we're conservative, we're out."
Two quick questions:
1) How big of a cousinfucker does it make you if you're a CR at the University of Central Oklahoma?
2) Will they show their pride by wearing brown shirts, or will they go with the white sheets and hoods? Maybe they could offer a pink triangle to everyone who doesn't subscribe to their views...

If you want to see the level of intelligence present in the UCOK chapter of that fine organization, I'll refer you to their website. Must have been hard to type all that in without an opposable thumb.

1 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes, Windylefty, as we all know it's only gays that are allowed to be proud of who they are. What right do those bloody conservatives have to say what they want? Seriously, aren't they aware that what they're doing and saying goes against the infallible wishes of the vocal minority? Seriously, though, we all know that it's only minorities that are allowed to speak publicly in a democracy. And of course, people smart enough to invent fun words like cousinfucker are most definitely the ones that should be listened to most intently.

Now...let's see just how many intolerant, bigotted, predjudical, stereotyping and defamatory remarks were posted by such a learned, tolerant, and universally-loving person such as yourself:
1) Cousinfucker
2) Thinly veiled accusation that the whole state of Oklahoma, especially its republican members, are a bunch of incestuous hicks
3) Calling all republicans nazis
4) Calling all republicans ku-kluxers
5) Accusing all republicans of not evolving opposable thumbs
6) Poking fun at the disability of lacking opposable thumbs (I'm sure the war amps would love that one)

What, only one for each IQ point which you command?


Well, I guess you redeemed yourself by posting a link to the UCOK chapter in question, and admitting that their intelligence far outclasses your own.

4:12 AM  

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