Help for the Kerik job search

According to CNN, you can now hire a professional wingman.

At Arriviste Press, a small Boston-based publishing house, writers have launched a Virtual Wingman service on the company's Web site. All clients have to do is plug in a few details about themselves and what the sort of date they're looking for and, using that information, the virtual wingmen will craft a personal ad, free of charge.

Meanwhile, in cities such as Chicago and New York, a person can rent out a real, live wingperson on an hourly basis.

And I was thinking, Kerik's got some time on his hands and more hot publishing mogul lust than he knows what to do with. Maybe he wants to share the wealth.

This got me thinking...Could I also hire a professional cockblock to doom my competition? My guess is this guy's friend (same article) would take care of it for a few bucks. Hell, he might even handle it pro bono for a few shots of tequila if you aimed him the right way..

He was a senior at Villanova University, and his roommate was playing the role of wingman when they met two cheerleaders for the Philadelphia 76ers basketball team.

"We were going out of our way to make myself seem like a fun guy -- and things were going well," Dybsky says. Then his roommate, who'd gotten a little too drunk, abruptly threw up all over the table.