A fun idea from Wonkette.
Actually, from Joe Klein, who is filling in for her this week.
Apparently, each Senator gets a number of tickets to the inaugural balls, including Kerry. Klein's idea?
Oh please...In the name of all that is right and fun let this happen.
Maybe not even married. C'mon. Wouldn't you just love to see the Queer Eye guys show up?
...And, Mr. President, this is Kyan, Jai, Carson, Thom and Ted. Ted would like to take issue with the hot dogs served on Chinet at a formal event. Kyan has some product for you to smooth away some of those furrows caused by your grown-up 10 pm bed time and all that "hard work" you cited in the debate. Carson wants to make some snarky comments about the boots and your outfit. Something about "All hat and no cattle", whatever that means. Thom has some ideas about making the place look like it wasn't decorated by a rodeo clown, and Jai wants to teach you to boot scoot.
C'mon. Picture him in full-on cowboy getup line dancing. Imagine if someone could get Ari Fleischer or Scottie out there. Hell, they could do an hour show just on Karl Rove. Anyone got Kerry's number? Let's make this happen, people!
Oh, and Mr. President, Koizumi obviously loves your clog dancing, but you should really zip up.
Looks like this fancy lad just got his ticket!
Apparently, each Senator gets a number of tickets to the inaugural balls, including Kerry. Klein's idea?
We hear Kerry is also putting together a nice brunch for President Bush on Inauguration Day and that he's bought up 200 tickets to the coveted "Black Tie & Boots" Texas State Society inaugural ball, which he'll give away free to any young Republicans who want to go. As long as they're a gay married couple.
Oh please...In the name of all that is right and fun let this happen.
Maybe not even married. C'mon. Wouldn't you just love to see the Queer Eye guys show up?
...And, Mr. President, this is Kyan, Jai, Carson, Thom and Ted. Ted would like to take issue with the hot dogs served on Chinet at a formal event. Kyan has some product for you to smooth away some of those furrows caused by your grown-up 10 pm bed time and all that "hard work" you cited in the debate. Carson wants to make some snarky comments about the boots and your outfit. Something about "All hat and no cattle", whatever that means. Thom has some ideas about making the place look like it wasn't decorated by a rodeo clown, and Jai wants to teach you to boot scoot.
C'mon. Picture him in full-on cowboy getup line dancing. Imagine if someone could get Ari Fleischer or Scottie out there. Hell, they could do an hour show just on Karl Rove. Anyone got Kerry's number? Let's make this happen, people!
Oh, and Mr. President, Koizumi obviously loves your clog dancing, but you should really zip up.
Looks like this fancy lad just got his ticket!
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