From the "How Stupid do They Think We Are" Department

Comes this. Apparently, Al Qaeda is going to try to blind pilots using lasers. My guess is that Osama is laughing his ass off that someone managed to get the Department of Homeland Security to mention this in a briefing. Maybe Zawahiri lost a bet and had to shave off his beard.

This almost sounds like a South Park Butters/Professor Chaos bit. My guess is that we have nothing to worry about until they start mounting the lasers on the heads of fricken sharks. (And yes, I know the difference between a dolphin and a shark. It just seemed so apropos.)