Creepy family values

From the NY Post, so you know it's true:

December 15, 2004 -- Joe Simpson, the former Baptist minister turned manager of daughters Jessica and Ashlee, doesn't shy way from talking about his offspring's physical assets. "Jessica never tries to be sexy," Simpson tells GQ. "She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"

Her father (the former baptist Minister) then said of his daughter "You show me another chick with a banging body like that and those racktacular sweater puppies to match! Schwing! If I was a younger man, boy would I love to tap that."

Ick.