Another Sign of the Apocolypse

I grew up in Western New York, and my beloved Bills are 7-2 in their last 9 games after starting 0-4. SI's Peter King seems to think they have a good shot at making the playoffs.

But Buffalo has scored 37, 38, 42 and 37 in wins over St. Louis, Seattle, Miami and Cleveland the past month. Since starting 0-4, the Bills are 7-2. They're rapidly becoming The AFC Team No One Wants To See Win The Second Wild Card.

OK, you could have stopped before that last sentence, dipshit.

Think of it. The Bills can make the playoffs. This guy is clearly slacking. You heard it first here, kids. The Red Sox won the series and now this. Prepare for locusts!