Open letter to the Philistines at American Airlines
I swear to God that if I hear you blame your problems on 9/11 one more time, I'm going to fucking scream. The reason why you're teetering on bankruptcy isn't that...or the cost of fuel...or the need for pay cuts as you screw your union employees. It's your own incompetence.
Is there any reason why you let a plane sit on a runway for half an hour while you find someone to drive the jetway to it? "We realize that you have a choice in airlines..." The fuck I do. If Southwest went to the same place, I'd be on their plane, not yours.
How the fuck is it that you have half of your fleet in mothballs baking in the Mojave desert while every single flight takes off full and you STILL complain about demand?
I'm glad that, while you're hemorrhaging cash, you can still claim success by saving relative pennies by getting rid of olives in a salad, then you decide to charge me for a meal. Now you're getting rid of the pillows. Some weeks I get half of my sleep on your planes. Why not just install spikes on the headrest and REALLY make the seats tip forwards. Whose six sigma travesty was this? Bring me the head of Bill Smith.
And while you're at it, you might want to have American Eagle NOT lose almost one bag in 100. And when they do, take responsibility for it and fix it. How DO you lose a gate checked bag, anyway?
When you do have to sell out to Southwest, I'll look forward to tapdancing and/or pissing on your grave. Haven't decided yet. Depends on how cold it is.
Oh, and one last thing. Stop giving money to Republicans, you fucking whores.
<\rant>
Is there any reason why you let a plane sit on a runway for half an hour while you find someone to drive the jetway to it? "We realize that you have a choice in airlines..." The fuck I do. If Southwest went to the same place, I'd be on their plane, not yours.
How the fuck is it that you have half of your fleet in mothballs baking in the Mojave desert while every single flight takes off full and you STILL complain about demand?
I'm glad that, while you're hemorrhaging cash, you can still claim success by saving relative pennies by getting rid of olives in a salad, then you decide to charge me for a meal. Now you're getting rid of the pillows. Some weeks I get half of my sleep on your planes. Why not just install spikes on the headrest and REALLY make the seats tip forwards. Whose six sigma travesty was this? Bring me the head of Bill Smith.
And while you're at it, you might want to have American Eagle NOT lose almost one bag in 100. And when they do, take responsibility for it and fix it. How DO you lose a gate checked bag, anyway?
When you do have to sell out to Southwest, I'll look forward to tapdancing and/or pissing on your grave. Haven't decided yet. Depends on how cold it is.
Oh, and one last thing. Stop giving money to Republicans, you fucking whores.
<\rant>
1 Comments:
AMEN Brother!
AA deserved the failure they have earned.
Post a Comment
<< Home